What The Hell Is The Government Up To Anyway?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I just would like to know what in the hell they were thinking when the Government said they would "help". It is certainly not our damn war. Too many people died in the Vietnam War. It was a useless, distastfull, and most of all dead giveaway of human life.(Pardon the expression) I belive that inlies this war a greater conspiricy.(NO I'M NOT INSANE!!!!) The Government has been keeping too many secrets from us for too long. I would like to know what the Hell is going on with them anyway. Did you know that in the Department of Defense their are 1,008,000 people in it as of 1985 I believe.(This does NOT include the army, marines, etc.!!!!) Do we really need that many people to do 10 jobs? Or are there certain hidden jobs about maybe UFO's or something. The U.S. Postal Department only has 600,000 people in it's department.(and things still get lost) -How many G-men does it take to screw in a light bulb? -Sure in the hell got me stumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!