Will somebody slap me around

I posted a reply to see it anyone would like to slap me around with a 50 pound salmon. I'm not as picky as you might think, it can be anywhere from 25 to 60 pounds. If you like we can use Vietnamese fish sauce as lubricant and shove a sturgen up my ass. Although I have a fish fetish, I like other kinks as well. If you are a large homosexual man, I like to have the living shit kicked out of me and then piss all over me as I lay there crying and begging for mercy. I'm also a member of NAMBLA, so bring your son for some hot three way action. I can also dress up like Little Bo Peep and spank you for being the bad boy that you are. They don't call me bucktail-Alex for nothing. If you want to go deer hunting, we'll kill a deer, then I'll fuck it in the ASS!!! Please email me: alexvoog@aol.com or alexvoog@excite.com