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Attention all. I am disgusted by you all. If you boys were actually in the veitnam war you would not be joking about such an event. When I was in the war, I had it hard. Harder than you could ever imagine. Not only did i have to put up with the torture of battle shock and the uncomfort of the tunels, I was an ,in the closet, homosexual. With no other gay comrades about, I had to put up with a stick of C4. If i'd have come out, my comrades would have probably lit it. My pain came to an end though when i got captured by the americans, who constantly asked me to pick up their bar of soap in the showers. Personally, i could never return the favour because us nips have a handicap. Our dicks make catapillars stand proud. This is one of the songs i used to sing to improve my morale in the barracks of camp casey.

oh i'm a kamikaze pilot with only one leg and ilove it up the arse with my other wooden peg i'm glad i've been captured cos it means i get shafted when all the other Gooks are out getting rafted

When the hindenburg went up it was a glorious day 30'000 germans dead and they call me gay some kamikaze balloon pilot , what a laugh now it's not just the nips who are getting the raft.

Lucky,Lucky dancing through the minefields with glee Oh Lucky hurdling over the tripwire Lucky Lucky served for Nip stew tonight, That's chop suey to all you racist American bastards.

The problem with all you Americans is that you're all mouth and no chop suey.

And then there was Bloody Sunday. Now that was a day of Joy. Just look at it in Retrospect, It was all in the name of art. I can remember seeing an irish man, dancing in the road, bobing up and down, with the rythm of the gun. lol. :)