Brucey, Jim and good old 'gookrafter' - where the hell have you been?

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

That's when the bomb went up. 23,000 Germans? I reckon it was more like 50k. Blood guts and shit everywhere, outnumbered, outgunned and loving it! To the left Tommy 'the magic' Cooper pissing through the eyesockets of a gunned down gook. To the right of me John 'virgin' Virgo playing haggy sack with a severed testacle courtesy of Saigon's finest. War is hell? MY FUCKING ASS!!

You show me a vet who didn't like (no love!)nam and I'll show you a Russian who didn't like goulash, Vodka and hairy women. I'd go back there tomorrow with all the boys from the 53rd Hammerheads - what a crew heh! what a fucking crew! We showed those nips, and even today if I ever saw one of those peices of puke I'd sooner sodomise them with a pool cue full a nails than look at them.

Don't give me that crap about those queer boys out in the gulf either. That's the sort of war you take your wife and kids to on a day out instead of seeing them being brainwashed at disneyland. For years I've been silent about what went on in nam, kept quiet by the nazi state we call America. But not any longer. Jim, Brucey, Gookrafter this is it our time has come again, OUR TIME IS NOW...... AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAHH!!!!