My apologies Ass Kicker!

     I didn't mean to come off as a snobby intellectual. You
certainly can't be very stupid yourself if you're adept enough
to use a computer. But wow, you certainly are aggressive and
hostile. GROWL! I would have joined the army after university
but I was too afraid of getting my glasses broken. I'll excuse
the Bill Clinton reference, being a Canadian myself. Were I
ever to be drafted and sent to Iraq though, I'd definitely want
you alongside me as we storm the front. Take care my friend...