RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW (off the Internet)

http://www.cybercheeze.com/archives/humor/gender/

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

5. Get rid of your cat.

6. Sunday = Sports.

7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

8. Women wearing a Wonder Bra and a low-cut blouse lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. Crying is blackmail.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calender.

13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

16. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.

17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument.

18. If something se said can be interpreted in woe ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we

meant the other way.

19. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

20. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

21. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both.

22. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

24. You have enough clothes.

25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.