Taking the "high horse" for a ride

 ON THE CONTRARY, I SAY THAT IGNORANCE IS NEVER SO 
CLEARLY ILLUSTRATED AS WHEN A HUMAN SPOUTS A RATHER 
WEAK PARAPHRASING OF PHILOSOPHY IN AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK 
LIKE A WEARY GENIUS BURDENED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THE 
IGNORANCE OF THE MASSES.  GET OFF YOUR "HIGH HORSE", 
CONFUSCIOUS, BECAUSE HE WILL MOST SURELY BUCK YOU AND 
THE FALL MIGHT BREAK YOUR LITTLE CHICKEN NECK!

                  P.S.,   I GUESS THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE 
WHO NEVER USED ANY FORM OF PROFANITY WERE...UH, YOU 
AND JESUS, RIGHT?